bet you havent seen enough of these assholes

[cyclogical]

sup bros my name is Ty.

im tossing a morally ambiguous robot scientist into LA because what could POASSIBLY go wrong. I'm excite to play with you all and am open to whatever while i ground myself and figure out what do.

As for Shockwave, he's got a major boner for logic and is new to this weird dirtball backwater planet. He will probably be enticed by ancient robot artifacts and/or useful technology (dinosaurs included). Of course, being a Decepticon asshole means he might just take it, but surely your character has made the proper precautions.

you can hmu on plurk at tytaero or add me on aim at tytaero2020.

Comments

[buffthis]

gross stay out of my medibay

[cyclogical]

you mean his lab right

[buffthis]

NO THIS IS THE MEDIBAY GET OUT

[cyclogical]

starts unpacking on ur stuff

[starscheme]

GROSS a CYCLOPS

[cyclogical]

What a nice, comfy rank you have

[starscheme]

Don't you even fuckin' start w/ me m8

[cyclogical]

it would be terrible if something were to

[cyclogical]

HAPPEN to it

[starscheme]

LEAVE

[cyclogical]

blows kiss

[starscheme]

>:[

[chapterfiveversenine]

hipster legion was logical before it was cool.

[cyclogical]

U wanna go mate

[chapterfiveversenine]

legion will punch in your optic and reprogam your cannon to fire confetti.

[cyclogical]

wow rude aliens get run over by tank treads

watch ur back lampface

[chapterfiveversenine]

can YOU fly i didn't think so.

[cyclogical]

flying is so last millenia

try space bridges they're the stylish way to travel

[chapterfiveversenine]

mass relays are cooler they look like tweezers and can make bigger explosions.

[cyclogical]

eh they come with too many strings attached its like getting a space mac

you cant upgrade without voiding the warranty

[chapterfiveversenine]

hey

hey

did it get lonely, trapped under the wreckage of your space bridge for seven millennia

geth are never alone

[cyclogical]

Sorry but he wants to get to know you better before any dating happens

[chapterfiveversenine]

fuck i forgot these robots can feel love.

[cyclogical]

fortunately shockwave only has one true love...

Named science

[buffedthat]

aw hey who's this lil guy .] attempts to befriend

[cyclogical]

you have three seconds to back away

[buffedthat]

oh the new guy's probably just feeling a little shy rn _u breakdown'll just try again later ok

[bigfuckinggun]

thank god

[starscheme]

how dare you

[bigfuckinggun]

starscream

[starscheme]

unleashes a zombie plague on the shipp

[starscheme]

whoops

[bigfuckinggun]

starscream i swear 2 fuck

[cyclogical]

oh hey meg need a zombie cure for starscream's latest fuckup

[bigfuckinggun]

more like a starscream cure for starscream's latest starscream

[starscheme]

I can hear you both

[bigfuckinggun]

shockwave do you hear, like, a buzzing sound in here

[cyclogical]

Must be the air conditioning

[starscheme]

Why do I still work here